Dream Sequence:
Home to Unknown
by Joe Cordrey
MY JOKES
WHY DO PEOPLE BECOME GAY?
THEY AREN'T THINKING STRAIGHT
WHAT DO MUSICIANS CALL MARIJUANA?
A BAND SUBSTANCE
WHAT SIDE ARE DEPRESSED PEOPLE ON?
SUICIDE
WHY WAS THE PORN STAR OUT OF WORK?
SHE GOT LAID OFF
WHY DID THE MAN THINK SO HIGHLY OF SEX?
HE CONSIDERED IT A SEMINAL EVENT
WHERE DID THE POTHEAD KEEP HIS MARIJUANA?
IN A JOINT ACCOUNT
WHAT KIND OF MARIJUANA DO EXOTIC FISH SMOKE?
CORAL REEFER
WHY WAS THE COCAINE ADDICT DOWN ON HIS LUCK?
HE HIT ROCK BOTTOM
WHAT IS A DEAD PERSON'S FAVORITE GAME TO PLAY?
TOE TAG
WHAT IS IT CALLED WHEN A PERSON DIES DURING SEX?
GOING OUT WITH A BANG
WHAT DID THE TAXI DRIVER SAY WHEN HE WASN’T PAID?
THAT’S NO FARE
WHAT DID THE PRISONER WITH CHRONIC BRONCHITIS SAY?
PARDON ME
WHY DID THE MAN STOP ASKING THE LESBIAN OUT ON DATES?
HE COULD NEVER GET A STRAIGHT ANSWER
WHY DID THE WOMAN ONLY READ MATTHEW, LUKE, AND JOHN?
SHE MISSED THE MARK
WHY COULDN'T THE LESBIAN FIND ANY GAINFUL EMPLOYMENT?
SHE WAS TOO STRAPPED FOR TIME
WHAT DOES A PSYCHEDELIC FARMER ENJOY DOING THE MOST?
TAKING FIELD TRIPS
WHAT HAPPENED TO THE STONER ON THE BRIDGE IN ST. LOUIS?
HE TESTED POSITIVE FOR A GATEWAY DRUG
WHAT IS IT CALLED WHEN TRANSVESTITES RUN IN A MARATHON?
DRAG RACING
WHAT DID ONE LESBIAN BIKER SAY TO THE OTHER LESBIAN BIKER?
STRAP ON
WHY DID THE MAN BECOME GAY AFTER RETURNING FROM OVERSEAS?
HE WAS EXPERIENCING JET FAG
WHY WAS THE DRUG DEALER UNCOMFORTABLE WITH HIS APPEARANCE?
HIS CRACK WAS SHOWING
WHY WAS THE BASKETBALL PLAYER SUFFERING FROM A SOAR THROAT?
HE HAD WHOOPING COUGH
WHAT HAPPENED WHEN THE BOY'S PARENTS FOUND OUT HE HAD A.D.D.?
THEY SENT HIM TO CONCENTRATION CAMP
WHY DID THE HOOKER MAKE SURE HER CLIENTS WERE FULLY SATISFIED?
IT WAS CUSTOMER APPRECIATION DAY
WHY WAS THE DYING MAN HESITANT ABOUT HAVING A BLOOD TRANSFUSION?
HE THOUGHT IT WOULD BE IN VAIN
WHAT DID THE GAY MAN SAY TO THE PERSON WHO WAS MAKING HIM ANGRY?
WOULD YOU LIKE A FRUIT PUNCH
WHAT DID ONE HOOKER SAY TO THE OTHER HOOKER ON THE LAS VEGAS STRIP?
THIS IS A TOUGH ROAD TO HO
WHAT IS IT CALLED WHEN THE PARENT A CHILD LIVES WITH SMOKES MARIJUANA?
JOINT CUSTODY
WHAT DID THE PERVERTED BUM SAY TO THE WOMAN WHO OFFERED HIM MONEY?
WILL YOU GIVE ME ONE SIXTY-NINE
WHAT DID THE FOREIGN EXCHANGE STUDENT SAY WHEN ASKED ABOUT HIS GRADES?
THEY WERE ALL OVERSEAS
WHAT DID ONE POTHEAD BUSINESSMAN SAY TO THE OTHER POTHEAD BUSINESSMAN?
ARE YOU GOING TO DO THE PAPER WORK
WHAT WAS THE PATIENT’S REPLY WHEN ASKED IF HE HAD ANY BREATHING PROBLEMS?
ASBESTOS I CAN RECALL
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